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I’m just saying, we could

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shave off 15% if we just move

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manufacturing to Honduras.

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Then do it.

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Why are we even talking?

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Because you still haven't

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signed mom's birthday card.

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[sighs]

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Oh, there he is.

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What’s up, Ashley?

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[Menacingly] Shane.

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[Normal voice] H.R. says I'm

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moving to a bigger desk.

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Well, that's true, because in

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its own special way, the

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sidewalk is the biggest desk

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of all.

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You’re so--what?

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You’re fired.

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and re-hired.

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Peekabooski.

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[Sighs] Law here.

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newb skillets.

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[Laughter]

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Who’s this dickhead?

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This is New Law.

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His demos are through the roof.

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Girls can't get enough of his

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toothpaste smile, and guys are

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busting a nut over his sweet

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skills.

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You can't--

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No, no, I bust the nuts.

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I’m the law.

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It’s my name.

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It’s my I.P.!

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All of which you signed over

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to Napalm Energy Corporation.

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including your butt, which

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no one asked you to do,

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So you can have that back.

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You signed your butt over

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to them?

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No wonder girls don't respond

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to his brand.

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[Laughter]

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We’re gonna need you to be

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out of the office by lunch,

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Laurence.

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Ash, about mom's birthday

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card...

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Oh, oh, oh.

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it's your mother's birthday?

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Oh, what a special day.

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Mrs. Barnstormer is an

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inspiration to this whole

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company.

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Don’t mind if I do.

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[snaps fingers]

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Yow!

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My WASDs!

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Whoops.

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Sorry about that.

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[shrieking]

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[shrieking]

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That guy is classic.

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[shrieking]

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[Rock music]

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♪ Don't want to hear ♪

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♪ About how the real worlds ♪

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♪ the place for me ♪

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♪ There's nothing out there ♪

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♪ on a TV screen ♪

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♪ There's a better way ♪

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♪ I don't care what you say ♪

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♪ I just want to play ♪

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♪ We all just want to play ♪

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♪ Things will be all right ♪

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♪ Soon as I get back to school ♪

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Once the E.R. guy said

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Clutch’s big toe was okay,

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We rushed right back to the

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school, but...

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I was driving too fast.

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Ted, you should have been

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more careful.

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I know.

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It’s just--

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My phone had died, and you

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didn't know where I was, and...

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I’m just happy you're okay.

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You are...

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Okay, right?

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It’s been a rough couple of

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weeks, Ki.

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But you know what?

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This’ll give me time to think.

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keeping you here.

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It’s only three weeks

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detention, Kiwi.

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Time’s up.

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go win that election, babe.

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you.

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[sighs]

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[Handsome as Sin -

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Tell Me How You Died]

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♪ ♪

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♪ I’m the breathing' ♪

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♪ on the other line ♪

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♪ The hate causin' pain ♪

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♪ from another time ♪

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♪ I’m the barrel ♪

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♪ and the shotgun spray ♪

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♪ I’m the son of a bitch ♪

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♪ Who took your daddy away ♪

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♪ Tuck your head down ♪

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♪ 'cause I’m comin' your way ♪

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♪ and I can guarantee ♪

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♪ yeah ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I’m the white hairs ♪

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♪ in the old man's beard ♪

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♪ the news in the paper ♪

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♪ I’m the aching ♪

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♪ The smell of the lover ♪

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♪ that drove you insane ♪

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♪ I’m a glass house ♪

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♪ throwin' all my stones ♪

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♪ The fears you can feel ♪

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♪ All the way in your bones ♪

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♪ I’m a barrel ♪

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♪ and the shotgun blast ♪

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♪ I’m a kick in your back ♪

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♪ knockin' you on your ass ♪

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♪ yeah ♪

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♪ tuck your head down ♪

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♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪

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[Cheers and applause]

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♪ tuck your head down ♪

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♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪

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♪ and I can guarantee ♪

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♪ ♪

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[Cheers and applause]

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[Cheers and applause]

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♪ tuck your head down ♪

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♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ and I can guarantee ♪

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♪ You don't want me to stay ♪

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♪ tuck your head down ♪

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♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪

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♪ You don't want me to stay ♪

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You got shanked, brother.

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Aw, man.

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Ted Wong, it's time.

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One pair of sunglasses, black.

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One mechanical pencil,

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Three sticks of bubble gum,

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winter fresh.

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I remember having four.

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[Gum pops]

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One jewel-encrusted

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Tomowachi, engraving...

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"To Josh, happy 8th birthday,

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It’s dead.

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[gasps]

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Oh, crap!

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Oh!

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Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap.

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Ah, jeez.

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You’re feeding him, right,

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and teaching him new tricks,

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and cleaning his poop?

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You got to clean his poop, Ted.

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Uh-huh.

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He’s fine.

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He’s just sleeping right now.

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He’s sleeping?

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It’s noon.

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What did you do to him?

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Hmm?

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Show him to me.

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He’s in my room, and you will

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get to see him when your team

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votes for Ki.

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Oh, no, Ted.

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My guys don't vote until I know

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He’s okay.

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Yes, fine.

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I’ll send you a picture.

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He better be smiling, ted.

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He better be smiling!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Pwners and Zwners, today is

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Napalm versus VGHS.

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Two incredible teams,

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two incredible captains,

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but only one will go on

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to the fps championship.

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Let’s talk jenny matrix.

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This is her first year on

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varsity, and this is the biggest

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game of her career.

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Can she handle the pressure?

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According to my readouts...

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No.

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There you have it.

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He’s here.

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Jacques Letoure and his scout

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are coming to the game.

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What?

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Why?

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To see you play, and they want

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to meet you after the game.

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Word on the street is they're

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Okay, so this--this is--

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this is real.

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Mm-hmm, Ashley’s the only

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other player they're looking at.

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You kick his ass, and you will

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be packing your bags, because

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you will be going to Paris.

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Hey, it's a really, really

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good thing.

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Get your war face on.

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Mom...

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I have to tell Brian.

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[sighs]

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and I don't--I don't even

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know what to say.

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You still want this, right?

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Yeah, more than anything.

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Then you tell him that,

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and you hope that he

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understands.

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Yeah.

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Hey, hey, guys.

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[Laughter]

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Oh-ho, what is that?

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Dude.

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Hey, guys.

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Jenny, hey.

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We’re just--

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Yeah, sorry to interrupt.

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Hey, I was just, um...

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I was wondering, do you want to

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come over for dinner tonight?

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I’ll cook.

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You’ll cook?

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Mm-hmm.

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okay.

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Okay, great.

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So I’ll see you tonight after

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the game.

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Yeah.

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Uh...

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is everything okay?

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Yeah. Yes.

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Yeah, definitely.

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I just wanted to talk to you,

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Just you and me, talking,

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you know, just you and me.

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it's nothing.

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Um...

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[Clears throat] I’m gonna go

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vote before the game.

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okay.

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What?

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do we need to draw you a map?

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A map?

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To sex town, Brian.

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'cause that's where you're

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you're having sex with jenny.

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Mm-hmm.

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What?

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No, stop being weird.

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think about it, dude.

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tonight after the big game.

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Just the two of you.

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She cook you a lot of

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dinners, Brian?

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I mean, she burned us popcorn

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once, and then we made out

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afterwards.

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Oh, my god.

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That was just popcorn, dude.

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Tonight you get the full course.

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Uh-huh.

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You’re getting dessert.

290
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,435
Boom!

291
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,503
Ah-roo-gah!

292
00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,471
Honk-honk!

293
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,905
Yeah!

294
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,874
You the man!

295
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,500
The guy's a king.

296
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:31,924
[Dial-up connections whirring]

297
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,828
That’s three more votes

298
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:41,466
from the puzzle gamers.

299
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:43,301
Yes.

300
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,403
[whispering] uh, Ki, can

301
00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:46,470
I talk to you for a second?

302
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,406
Hi.

303
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:50,308
You’re back.

304
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:51,843
Hi.

305
00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:53,445
Um...

306
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,312
So, about the M.M.O. guild...

307
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,280
there's news on

308
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,214
the M.M.O. guild?

309
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,215
Do we have it confirmed?

310
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,830
Will they hold?

311
00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:00,860
What?

312
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,860
did we get their votes?

313
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,132
Duh.

314
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:16,670
Just talked to josh.

315
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:18,203
Everything’s gonna be fine.

316
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:21,473
[Applause]

317
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:23,975
Everyone, we can do this.

318
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:26,846
[All cheering]

319
00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:26,846
You’re the best, ted.

320
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,517
This is a one-round game of

321
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,885
hostage rescue.

322
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:37,222
The first team to extract their

323
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:41,827
Captains, have you picked your

324
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:44,129
hostages?

325
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:46,832
Jumpin' Jax.

326
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,899
Ashley barnstormer.

327
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,901
This guy.

328
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:56,141
All right, bring it in.

329
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,410
All right, this is the real

330
00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:02,347
deal, kids.

331
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:03,848
This is your moment.

332
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,450
If you win this game, you will

333
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:07,170
have sex with my daughter.

334
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,919
Get Jax on that helicopter,

335
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:09,888
and we are going to the

336
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,925
proud.

337
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,964
You seem distracted.

338
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:20,650
Did Jenny talk to you?

339
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:23,968
About what's going to happen

340
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,337
After the game?

341
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:27,500
Oh. Um...

342
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,139
Okay, I know this is awkward

343
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,241
because I’m her mom, and

344
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:30,141
whatever happens between you two

345
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,376
is between you two.

346
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:33,511
But I can't have it affecting

347
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:35,513
your game out there.

348
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:36,381
No, no, it won't.

349
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,160
Really?

350
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:41,419
Because you look pretty frazzled

351
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:42,954
Right now.

352
00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:44,256
Okay, fine. Um...

353
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,958
little bit, because, like,

354
00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:48,293
you know, it's a big change

355
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,629
Well, change is coming,

356
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,630
Brian, whether you want it to

357
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:54,299
or not.

358
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,166
and it's gonna hurt.

359
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:58,360
It is?

360
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:59,237
Yeah, it hurts.

361
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,372
but jenny has dreamed about this

362
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:03,740
her entire life, so don't ruin

363
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,409
it for her.

364
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:07,112
Okay, you go out there, and you

365
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,112
do your job.

366
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,884
Let’s do it.

367
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,436
[Rapid gunfire]

368
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,384
Brian d. is falling apart out

369
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,920
there.

370
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:47,920
Give that boy some crazy glue.

371
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:02,567
[Gunshot]

372
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:06,103
Oh, come on, Brian.

373
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:09,174
Man, your team kind of sucks,

374
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,342
Especially Brian.

375
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,509
Well, good thing you won't have

376
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,178
to play with them when you're in

377
00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:14,579
Paris this summer.

378
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,714
[sighs] look, I get it.

379
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,680
You put yourself in here to

380
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,449
screw with me.

381
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:21,119
It’s not gonna work.

382
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:23,588
Jenny, you got me all wrong.

383
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:25,900
I’m just lazy.

384
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:27,920
Besides, the law has got this

385
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:30,562
in the bag.

386
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:33,310
You remember the law, don't you?

387
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:34,132
[Telephone ringing]

388
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,233
[Chirpy indistinct speech]

389
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,334
But I thought we had a deal.

390
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:39,690
[Chirpy indistinct speech]

391
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:44,376
Okay.

392
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:46,444
I understand.

393
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:48,790
Everyone...

394
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,714
I just got word that the RPG

395
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:51,116
team voted for Shane.

396
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,717
damn it!

397
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:55,387
I thought we had it!

398
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,387
walk it off, Sebastian.

399
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,250
I thought we had it.

400
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,564
Okay, so we're gonna tear

401
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,732
down this wall for the shark

402
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:09,401
tank, and I’m thinking that the

403
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,335
zen garden can go right about

404
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,236
here.

405
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,103
Oh, hey, guys.

406
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,771
don't mind us.

407
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,637
What are you doing here

408
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,639
Shane?

409
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,640
Oh, I’m just getting a head

410
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,508
start on some of my presidential

411
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,475
duties.

412
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,743
This is gonna be my office.

413
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,711
This is our classroom.

414
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,678
Oh, don't worry.

415
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,280
it turns out there's an even

416
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,448
grosser, smellier basement

417
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,415
underneath this basement.

418
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,283
It’s all yours.

419
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,419
[clears throat]

420
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,453
Um, Shane, you can't do this.

421
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,788
This isn't how it works.

422
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,156
Oh, man, no grape pop?

423
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,690
Actually, they've got grape

424
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,558
down at the student center.

425
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:35,426
That’s all the way

426
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:38,797
across campus!

427
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:40,131
[Sighs] today blows.

428
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,990
Call my driver.

429
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,235
Make sure it's Steven.

430
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,234
It should always be Steven.

431
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:03,880
[chuckles]

432
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,556
Mm, yeah.

433
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,690
O’doyle, you have yoga in the

434
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,624
mornings, right?

435
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,659
Well, yoga's hard work.

436
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:08,793
I bet you wish you could have

437
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:09,660
some super sour straws on your

438
00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:10,561
way back.

439
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,429
Oi, they're my favorite

440
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,297
candy, but you can only

441
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,231
get them--

442
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,980
In that vending machine next

443
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,799
to the weird mural in the

444
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,367
parking lot--

445
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,469
Too long a walk between classes.

446
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,837
What if I told you we could put

447
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,605
them here in the vending machine

448
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,739
next to Mr. Wong’s classroom.

449
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,174
I would say you're speaking

450
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:24,275
my language, Ki Swan.

451
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,877
You could move gummy worms

452
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,845
closer to the parkour funasium.

453
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,747
chocolate raisins on the way

454
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,715
to celebrity Pokermon.

455
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:31,583
go out and talk to every

456
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,684
voter you can.

457
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,885
Find out what favorite soda,

458
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,120
What favorite candy, favorite

459
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,322
have time to get on their way

460
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:42,160
to class, and you tell them

461
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:43,862
that Ki swan personally promises

462
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:45,196
that the snacks they want will

463
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,831
be in the vending machines

464
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,765
they need them to be in,

465
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:50,735
to get the snacks that they

466
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,770
normally don't have time to get,

467
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:54,339
but want!

468
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:56,508
Polls close in five hours.

469
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,508
Let’s get to work, people.

470
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:06,651
[exhales deeply]

471
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,552
Oh, I think I’m gonna be

472
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,354
sick.

473
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,554
It's just a Tomowachi.

474
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,690
I have the cutest Tomowachi

475
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:14,626
at home named hank.

476
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:17,428
This freaks me out!

477
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,296
Ki needs these votes.

478
00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:19,164
All right?

479
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,931
And I need your help,

480
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,932
So let's go.

481
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,838
Theodore, stealing Joshua’s

482
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,773
virtual pet and threatening to

483
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,275
kill it, that's one thing.

484
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,576
that's cool.

485
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,311
But to actually kill it and

486
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,512
pretend it's alive?

487
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,214
That messed up.

488
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,182
You want to talk messed up

489
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,617
to the guy who's been in

490
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:42,520
detention for over three weeks?

491
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:45,889
Now, help me with the body

492
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:47,325
and teach me Photoshop.

493
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:51,563
you drift, Ted.

494
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,562
You go where we cannot follow.

495
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,269
You’re a monster.

496
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,437
Fine.

497
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,738
I don't even need your stinkin'

498
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,839
help anyway.

499
00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:03,675
I thought we were bros!

500
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:06,778
Oh, my gosh.

501
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:08,680
get me out of here.

502
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,814
I want to play!

503
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,482
Ugh!

504
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:14,219
Stupid.

505
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:16,521
Hey, frag out!

506
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:19,991
Aah!

507
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:22,327
[Whimpers]

508
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,895
[sighs]

509
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,263
Jenny, your boyfriend's

510
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:29,400
issues.

511
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,400
Brian, get it together.

512
00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:38,909
Dude, what is your deal?

513
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,348
Jenny and I are doing it

514
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:44,150
tonight.

515
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,516
What?

516
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,783
How is that a problem?

517
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,652
[groans]

518
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,853
I don't know, man.

519
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:52,390
I’m really nervous about it.

520
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:54,292
Brian, you are literally

521
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,426
living every 16-year-old boy's

522
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,695
dream right now.

523
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,562
You go to a Video Game High

524
00:19:57,829 --> 00:20:00,398
School.

525
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,800
Your smoking-hot girlfriend

526
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,302
wants to have sex with you.

527
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:06,771
And for some reason, her mom is

528
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,639
cool with it.

529
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,539
You’re right.

530
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,874
That is pretty awesome.

531
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:10,742
Yeah, it's pretty damn

532
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,278
Now, do you want it or not?

533
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,451
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

534
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,486
Yeah!

535
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:22,720
Yeah!

536
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:26,390
Oh!

537
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:27,492
Aah!

538
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,393
Aah!

539
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,427
Yowza!

540
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,728
I don't know what's got into

541
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:33,430
Brian d, but Scotty wants

542
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:34,432
some of that in pill form.

543
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:42,441
[Electronic music]

544
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:42,441
♪ ♪

545
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:42,567
[Telephone rings]

546
00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:50,575
[Telephone rings]

547
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:50,575
♪ ♪

548
00:21:52,577 --> 00:22:00,651
[whispering indistinctly]

549
00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:02,920
♪ boop-a-doop-a-doo ♪

550
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:08,159
♪ boo-doo-boo ♪

551
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:11,696
Oh, yeah.

552
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:13,898
[Laughs]

553
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,399
Yeah, yeah.

554
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,736
Yeah.

555
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:22,506
Yeah, yeah.

556
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:24,508
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

557
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,509
Yeah!

558
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:35,487
We’re going home.

559
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,486
okay.

560
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:47,165
[Screaming]

561
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:50,568
Yo, Brian...

562
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:51,536
I love that pump.

563
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,104
I think I’m starting to

564
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:56,808
get you, Jacks.

565
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:57,675
GG, Barnstormer.

566
00:22:56,942 --> 00:23:01,579
Yeah.

567
00:22:57,809 --> 00:23:02,580
No.

568
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:05,649
[dramatic music]

569
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:06,517
♪ ♪

570
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:09,454
Dude, we got to jump

571
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,454
another fence.

572
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,994
Brian D and Jacks are making

573
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:18,562
a run.

574
00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:19,629
My god, VGHS could actually

575
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:24,502
win this thing.

576
00:23:19,764 --> 00:23:25,235
♪ ♪

577
00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,637
Who could have expected

578
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:32,800
this outcome?

579
00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:40,180
Brian D is going all the way!

580
00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:40,180
♪ ♪

581
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,557
[Crowd groans]

582
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:57,340
aah!

583
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:58,202
aah!

584
00:23:57,168 --> 00:23:59,971
Whoopsies.

585
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:03,475
Did law do that?

586
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,475
[Trilling tongue]

587
00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:14,651
Well, this machine's full,

588
00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:16,187
so how about the protein bars

589
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,880
go here and the smoothies stay

590
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,540
where they are?

591
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:19,230
I don't know.

592
00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:20,858
That’s a pretty far walk from

593
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:22,860
the puzzle-gaming room, but...

594
00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:22,860
[Horns honking]

595
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:32,303
behold, VGHS.

596
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,604
Vending machines for every team.

597
00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:34,304
A vending machine on every

598
00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,640
corner.

599
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:37,275
Vending machines--

600
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:38,543
just take one and vote for me.

601
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,310
We got snacks.

602
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,645
We got bevs.

603
00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,312
We got whatever you want.

604
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,313
Go on in there.

605
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:43,179
Can we get the smoothie

606
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:44,480
machine?

607
00:24:43,314 --> 00:24:45,283
Sure thing, bros.

608
00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:47,184
Vote for Shane.

609
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,620
Oh, hey, Ki.

610
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:50,655
Thanks for the idea.

611
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:51,956
How did you--

612
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,924
Rich.

613
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:58,620
There’s no clever solution here.

614
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,697
I’m gonna get what I want.

615
00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:00,630
and what do you want, Shane?

616
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,299
Because I want to help the

617
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,166
students.

618
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,701
And the students wanted

619
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,570
snacks or whatever.

620
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:07,672
Isn’t that the whole point?

621
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:10,241
Didn’t I do it better than you?

622
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:13,440
So what's the problem here?

623
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:15,947
You don't care.

624
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,847
I care.

625
00:25:16,981 --> 00:25:19,150
that you care.

626
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,170
Where do you want these,

627
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,200
boss?

628
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,200
Don't care.

629
00:25:37,368 --> 00:25:43,240
I did everything right.

630
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:46,100
It shouldn't work like this.

631
00:25:43,374 --> 00:25:47,110
Life’s not a game.

632
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:49,130
Things don't always work out

633
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,615
like they should.

634
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:52,149
There’s no great programmer

635
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,985
in the sky.

636
00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:55,119
That’s stupid.

637
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,870
People just say that when they

638
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:57,922
can't figure out how to solve

639
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:59,230
a problem.

640
00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:03,793
You just have to...

641
00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:06,964
The polls are closed, Ki.

642
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:09,300
There’s nothing more to figure

643
00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,302
Why don't you come back to H.Q.

644
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:13,305
and wait with the rest of the

645
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,304
team?

646
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,350
[Sighs]

647
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:34,910
You would have made a fine

648
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:38,862
President, Ki swan.

649
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:40,798
And that's something.

650
00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:43,901
[sighs]

651
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:45,202
[whistling cheerfully]

652
00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:49,140
♪ going to the bathroom ♪

653
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,139
♪ gonna make some pee ♪

654
00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,344
All right, we need to lock

655
00:27:27,478 --> 00:27:29,447
this base down.

656
00:27:28,479 --> 00:27:30,314
You three, out front.

657
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,314
Brian and I will guard

658
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,318
the hostage.

659
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,318
go.

660
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,189
[Sighs]

661
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:45,463
Hey.

662
00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:46,497
Don’t worry.

663
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,431
We got this.

664
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,833
and then tonight we'll

665
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,340
celebrate.

666
00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:52,203
I can't even think about

667
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,437
tonight right now.

668
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,439
Wait.

669
00:27:53,571 --> 00:27:57,108
is that what's bothering you?

670
00:27:55,606 --> 00:27:58,142
'cause we can wait to have

671
00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,944
dinner.

672
00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:01,445
I mean, I want to have dinner,

673
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:07,170
you out, I can wait for dinner.

674
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:07,918
Brian, we can still have

675
00:28:07,151 --> 00:28:09,220
dinner.

676
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,188
of course we can have dinner.

677
00:28:10,421 --> 00:28:13,900
I’m saying...

678
00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:14,257
we don't have to have sex

679
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:17,128
afterwards.

680
00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:18,262
What?

681
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:19,797
You know...

682
00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:20,898
The sex?

683
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:24,201
The team told me that having

684
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,237
Even your mom said--

685
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,772
Oh, my god, no.

686
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:30,740
No, Brian, I just wanted to talk

687
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:32,543
to you tonight about...

688
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:34,478
can we just do this later?

689
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:35,846
Holy balls, he doesn't know.

690
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,814
Hey, Brian, guess what.

691
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:39,183
shut up!

692
00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:40,918
How could you not tell him?

693
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,952
He’s your boyfriend.

694
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:46,900
Tell me what?

695
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:48,125
That if you win this match,

696
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,993
she moves to Paris.

697
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,161
Paris?

698
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:51,228
No, that's not even true.

699
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,863
It’s not?

700
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,531
well, all right, kind of,

701
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:54,398
but--

702
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,266
What does "kind of" mean,

703
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,199
Jenny?

704
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,469
can we please talk about this

705
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:59,570
Later?

706
00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:01,238
Fine.

707
00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:03,307
Brian, my boy, in my

708
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:04,842
experience, long-distance

709
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,943
relationships just don't work

710
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:08,312
out.

711
00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:12,484
Jenny, are you going to

712
00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:12,484
Paris or not?

713
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,330
I knew I put myself in here

714
00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:25,330
for a reason.

715
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:34,172
So, at dinner tonight,

716
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:34,172
you're breaking up with me?

717
00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:40,245
Brian...

718
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,319
[Gunfire]

719
00:29:55,526 --> 00:29:57,395
Aah!

720
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,339
[groans]

721
00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:09,573
[crowd cheering]

722
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,640
It all comes down to Jenny

723
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:12,310
Matrix.

724
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,310
Can she handle the pressure?

725
00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:38,200
[Helicopter blades thrumming]

726
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:46,100
[Dramatic music]

727
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:48,120
♪ ♪

728
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,120
[Gunshot]

729
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,982
Brian.

730
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:26,500
Brian, wait.

731
00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:26,717
Look, I should have told you,

732
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:28,319
Okay?

733
00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:29,219
How long, Jenny?

734
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:33,357
How long have you known

735
00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:35,526
that you're leaving?

736
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:36,427
God, I’m such an idiot.

737
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,661
No, you're not.

738
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,595
This whole month, I’ve

739
00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:39,563
thought that everything was

740
00:31:38,729 --> 00:31:41,498
great between us.

741
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:43,633
Dinner tonight, I actually--

742
00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:44,635
god, of course not,

743
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,502
'cause you care about this

744
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:46,370
Way more.

745
00:31:45,636 --> 00:31:47,237
and you know what?

746
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,539
That’s fine.

747
00:31:47,371 --> 00:31:49,707
No, that is not fair, okay?

748
00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:50,975
I am not gonna let you make me

749
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:52,109
Feel bad about this.

750
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:53,243
Yes, Jenny, we've got that,

751
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,678
loud and clear, thank you.

752
00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:56,513
screw you, Brian.

753
00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:58,549
I have wanted this my entire

754
00:31:56,647 --> 00:32:00,551
life, and I love you, and it's

755
00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:01,685
been killing me.

756
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:05,990
well, then let me make it

757
00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:07,992
easy for you, okay?

758
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,992
We’re done.

759
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:20,637
Lovers' quarrel, huh?

760
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:25,408
That’s tough.

761
00:32:20,771 --> 00:32:27,177
Oh!

762
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:29,246
Ugh!

763
00:32:27,311 --> 00:32:29,246
Jenny!

764
00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:52,360
And the final tally is

765
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:54,438
Shane pizza, with 126 votes,

766
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:57,241
and Ki swan, with 128.

767
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:59,750
[Cheering]

768
00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,577
Yes, kiwi!

769
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,478
Oh, I’m so proud of you.

770
00:33:00,711 --> 00:33:03,414
Congrats.

771
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:07,251
President Ki swan, everyone.

772
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:07,251
[Applause]

773
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,664
Congrats, Ki.

774
00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:22,990
Thank you.

775
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:24,835
Now, ted...

776
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:25,702
Give me back my Tomowachi.

777
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:27,604
You know what?

778
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:28,806
Hey, josh, I don't--

779
00:33:27,738 --> 00:33:29,840
I don't have it on me today.

780
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,707
What’s he talking about, ted?

781
00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,641
nothing.

782
00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:32,508
Josh, let's talk about this

783
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,410
tomorrow.

784
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:35,790
Stop stalling, ted.

785
00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:37,810
You got our votes.

786
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,810
Now, where is he?

787
00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:50,828
That’s him.

788
00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:53,597
He’s in your backpack.

789
00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:54,865
Why won't you give him to me?

790
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:56,800
What happened to him, ted?

791
00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,701
Nothing.

792
00:33:56,934 --> 00:34:00,204
Is that my Tomowachi

793
00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:04,241
in there?

794
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:05,242
Is that my Tomowachi in there?

795
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:10,848
[Ominous music]

796
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:14,351
♪ ♪

797
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:15,284
Oh.

798
00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:19,356
No.

799
00:34:15,418 --> 00:34:21,891
Oh, my god, no!

800
00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:23,359
Oh, my god.

801
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:28,599
[Whimpering]

802
00:34:27,297 --> 00:34:29,765
You are a liar

803
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,435
and a murderer.

804
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:33,470
and I hope you totally choke

805
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,670
on barf.

806
00:34:33,603 --> 00:34:35,705
Come on, Joshy.

807
00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:36,639
Okay, come on.

808
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,508
Come on, it's okay.

809
00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:38,708
Come on.

810
00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:41,279
All right, come on.

811
00:34:38,842 --> 00:34:41,279
Okay, okay, come on, come on.

812
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,387
What?

813
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,255
We were going to lose,

814
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:51,922
All right?

815
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:56,160
They were being jerks.

816
00:34:56,293 --> 00:35:01,431
Look, Ki...

817
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:03,767
I’m sorry, okay?

818
00:35:01,565 --> 00:35:08,272
But you're president now.

819
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:10,339
That’s a good thing, right?

820
00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:11,241
Right?

821
00:35:10,474 --> 00:35:11,909
It’s just a freakin'

822
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:14,112
virtual pet.

823
00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:26,390
Ki, you didn't know.

824
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:28,459
This isn't your fault.

825
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,459
You deserve to win.

826
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:39,437
I cheated.

827
00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:39,437
I stuffed the ballot boxes.

828
00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,542
I’m sorry.

829
00:36:04,528 --> 00:36:06,629
Oh!

830
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:10,234
You just bought yourself another

831
00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:10,901
week's detention, dillweed.

832
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:13,304
Get out of here!

833
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:19,310
[slurping]

834
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:39,323
[Knock at door]

835
00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:39,323
[sighs]

836
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:49,700
Ki left school.

837
00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:49,700
She’s gone.